2005.01.06

Some sort of propaganda-like image I created from a picture of a friend.

2004.10.07

A guy with rubber duck hands fighting a T-1000 on the White House roof in the rain at night. What?

2004.07.28

Bill Clinton as a wizard. Somebody asked for a picture of Clinton as a Dungeons & Dragons character. For what, I don't know.

2004.07.24

The Criterion Collection edition of Pee-Wee's Big Adventure. That film's a classic, I tell ya.

2004.03.20

Somebody on a message board complained about the wanton locking of threads. I guess there was a miscommunication somewhere along the line.

2004.02.18

The Mares Azules Humans soccer team. They were originally humans called the Eels, but that was boring.

2003.12.08

A large bunch of grapes near the pyramids. Somebody wanted a picture of extremely large fruit.

2003.12.08

St. Basil's Cathedral with some pear renovations. Somebody wanted a picture of extremely large fruit.

2003.11.03

Start your judgment day with Terminat-Os cereal, fortified with 27 vitamins and polymimetic alloys.

2003.10.31

Man, that's one crazy goat.

2003.10.25

Type-R wallpaper. It makes the computer go faster.

2003.10.15

A poster for Bruce Banner Almighty. Hulk have new yo-yo. Watch Hulk yo-yo! Also featured in a Something Awful Photoshop Phriday.

2003.09.13

A parody of an iPod ad featuring the Borg. Your MP3 collection will assimilated into our own. Also featured in a Something Awful Comedy Goldmine.

2003.09.13

A parody of an iPod ad featuring Igor from Young Frankenstein. Damn his eyes. Also featured in a Something Awful Comedy Goldmine.

2003.09.13

A parody of an iPod ad featuring Hot Rod/Rodimus Prime from the Transformers movie, but he doesn't have an iPod. Go figure. Also featured in a Something Awful Comedy Goldmine.

2003.08.29

Indiana Jones being covertly monitored by Snake. Why did it have to be Snake?

2003.08.28

Indiana Jones flees the juiced-up Violet Beauregarde. He's got a blueberry for a boulder. Also featured in a Something Awful Photoshop Phriday.

2003.6.20

An educational computer game named Calculus Munchers. I used to play this in elementary school.

2003.6.20

The M&Ms Show. Delicious.

2003.06.20

The hall from a short scene in the Matrix Reloaded (where Trinity fights the Agent) drawn in a style similar to River City Ransom.

2003.05.23

Toy pirates sailing in an assboat. It was originally an oddly shaped chair, I think. Also featured in a Something Awful Comedy Goldmine.

2003.05.07

I was not happy with my Internet when this image was made. AOL MUST DIE!

2003.04.12

Some kid getting his back broken by Bane; I think he deserved it. Also featured in a Something Awful Photoshop Phriday.

2003.04.12

Saddam Hussein is Unbreakable. See, he was in disguise.

2003.04.10

Former Iraqi Information Minister Mohammad Said al-Sahaf reports to Mario that the Princess is alive and well in this castle. Also featured in a Something Awful Comedy Goldmine.

2003.04.09

Former Iraqi Information Minister Mohammad Said al-Sahaf tells us Nagasaki and Hiroshima are all right and everything is fine. Also featured in a Something Awful Comedy Goldmine.

2003.03.07

An ad for the 75th Annual Al Bundy Awards. I have no idea how one would win one of these.