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Nation of Bob News
In previous iterations of this web site, I wrote crappy news satire. It's like The Onion, only dumb and unfunny. OK, it's just like The Onion. (Just kidding--I love onions.)
2002.08.21
Funeral fouled by pranksters
Drowning Pool singer Dave Williams before his tragic death.
2002.05.13
Human content under fire
Chocolate processing vat grinds body parts.
200X..
McDonald put to death
The arrest and hanging of Ronald McDonald.
200X..
New team to end terrorism
Newly formed Global Anti-Terrorism Force.
200X..
Bush extends vacation
Bush spots a cow and is instantly mesmerized.
2001.07.11
New FBI angers X-philes
New FBI Director Mueller to replace Skinner.
2001.07.03
Chart baffles Senate
Sen. Frist tries to calm confused politicians.
2000.11.11
New U.S. capital: Texas
Controversial location of new national capital.
2000.09.02
Bush loses battle of wits
Gore laughs while Bush looks to the ceiling for answers.
2000.07.04
America's troubled youth
Is it too much fun getting into Trouble?
2000.03.13
Clinton offers apology
A sincere Clinton says, "We're sorry."
1999.03.16
D10k bug stings Dow Jones
Hidden bug in Dow Jones hinders market.
199X..
Corpse found in graveyard
Deputy Dan Miller at the location of retrieval.
199X..
The Riverdance agenda
Riverdance hypnotizes millions with morse code.